December 2008
2008: Greatest Year In Sports?
There are several aspects of 2008 many of us would like to forget, but the year in sports was one to remember.

My Giants upsetting the undefeated Patriots in the Super Bowl? Classic.


The Celtics and Rays’ worst-to-first stories? Unprecedented.
Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal’s Wimbledon match? Epic.

Tiger Woods’ US Open win on one leg? Inspiring.

Josh Hamilton’s record-setting Home Run Derby (even if he didn’t win)? Amazing.

The aptly named Usain Bolt’s Olympic performance. Well, fast. Really really fast.
The Phillies delivering Philadelphia’s first major sports championship in 100 total years? Impressive.

Mario Chalmers’ shot? Heart stopping.


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Sam Bradford, Colt McCoy, Graham Harrell, and Tim Tebow’s race to the Heisman and Oklahoma, Texas, and Texas Tech’s race to the national championship? Chaotic, and both ended badly.
Michael Phelps’ EIGHT gold medals? Amazing, stunning, awe-inspiring, etc., etc.
That certainly looks like the best year to me. What about you?
MERRY TEX-MAS!!
Oh my god, what an offseason. I mean, wow. We’ve got Mark Teixeira!

Just amazing. The Yankees of old are back and wiser. Sure, we thought we were all set with Carl Pavano and Jaret Wright, but this is CC Sabathia, AJ Burnett, and Mark Teixeira (and almost surely another pitcher) we’re talking about! They have real track records. Well, Burnett not so much, but we seem to be convinced he’s healthy. Back to Teixeira. It’s an 8 year contract worth up to $180 million with a no-trade clause (something that he surely required after being traded out of both Texas and Atlanta). What a strange offseason it was for Teixeira. He started out asking for 10 years and a destination by Christmas. 10 years was not going to happen, and it started out with the Nationals, Orioles, and Angels in the running for him. Then the Red Sox jumped in, and were very close to a deal, then suddenly “not a factor”. Then the Angels drew out. Just yesterday, the Nationals seemed to be the frontrunners. Then the Yanks swooped in and grabbed him, culminating his offseason, and he got his wish, same as many many Yankee fans.
I’m now looking forward to a roster that looks something like this:
ROTATION



or
or
or
in the 4-5 spots.
BULLPEN






LINEUP
LF 
SS 
1B 
3B 
RF 
C 
DH 
2B 
CF
or
or someone better…
BENCH



Something like that… Of course, A-Rod could hit third and Tex cleanup, but yeah. You get my point. One move has made our roster MUCH MUCH deeper. If we don’t make the playoffs now, I’m gonna be pissed…. But we shouldn’t have to worry about that, I think. It would seem that we’re going all out for Number 27 in ’09. We have now signed 2 of the 4 super free agents (Sabathia, K-Rod, Tex, Manny). We could still make it 3, even though now I don’t think it’s a requirement to sign Manny. It’d be a nice bonus, but it’s not vital. We do have another pitcher coming, though.

The Angels are reportedly out of the Manny race, leaving the Dodgers and Yankees as his only serious pursuers at this point. Without much competition, if the Yankees sign Manny and another pitcher, it could go down as the best offseason in history and give us a Murderer’s Row and, in the words of Vanessa, a Murderer’s Row-tation.
In the first two games in Yankee Stadium, exhibition contests versus the Cubs, bleacher seats will be sold at 25 cents, same as Opening Day 1923. Sadly, I will not be able to join in these festivities, but I would snatch up a couple of those tickets if I were you.
Thank you and goodnight.
The Truth — Revealed!
I have two shocking truths to reveal to MLBlog nation this afternoon. I’ll just launch right into the first one, one that involves a key free agent of this offseason — Mr. Manny Ramirez.

Here is my theory as to why he will not become the selfish man-child of old should he sign with the Yankees — except when we’re in Boston.

You remember the mystery of Manny’s secret room in the Green Monster? Some may say it’s just a normal room, they’ve seen the inside of it, but my theory is this: It is secretly his portal to Narnia, and he’s the only one who knows how to get there.
No, little English children do not, in fact, rule Narnia. It is Manny Ramirez who goes into his secret room and rules for many thousands of years. When he comes out, mere minutes have passed on this earth. However, he has forgotten how to play baseball in his thousands of years in Narnia. This explains his crazy behavior. Someone knows about this other than him, and they remind him how to play baseball. He realizes he has mad skills, and he is happy making millions of dollars doing something that comes naturally to him.

Happy Manny is Good Manny.
However, he is drawn back to Narnia. He wants to rule again. So he does. It’s usually after games, but a few times he can’t stand it and goes back to it in the middle of the game. Once, he had to rush back out, and there was only time to tell him to catch the ball. Manny obeyed, and I’ve just explained the formerly inexplicable: His diving cutoff of Johnny Damon’s throw. You remember that, correct?
Anyway, about a quarter of the way through this season, Narnia was taken over by the White Witch (the evil one, you remember?).

This, naturally, didn’t sit well with Mr. Manny.

He was so unhappy he couldn’t cheer himself up with baseball anymore. He was tired of it, and everyone in Boston got angry about it. He requested a trade so that he wouldn’t be drawn back to Narnia. So he went to the Dodgers.

Finally happy, he led the Dodgers to the playoffs. So now, as long as we’re not in Boston, Manny will be a good leftfielder. Thank you for listening.
I have one more shocking truth. I present: What REALLY happened to Plaxico Burress.
Thank you and good night.
Much Happened Since I Last Posted
I don’t need to report that the Yankees signed AJ Burnett to go along with their new ace, Carsten something or other. However, they did introduce these new aces to the New York media Thursday.
First they had a press conference. The boys look good in pinstripes.



Then they got a tour of their new stomping grounds.





On the other side of town, lost among all this hoopla, the Mets introduced their new setup man, making it so CC, AJ, and JJ were all introduced in New York on the same day.

Also (I’m not sure if it was the same day), Cleveland introduced their newest closer, Kerry Wood, who had one good season closing and 9 injury wracked ones with the Cubs.


So it was a huge day for pitching help, and the focus shifted over to sluggers, namely Manny and Tex.

The Yankees could reportedly “go hard” after Manny if they can’t get Teixeira. Good that he’s a fallback option.
It looked like he would be our slugging option, the only one left, at one point.

Teixeira was “pounding out the last details” of a deal with the Red Sox one day, the next, it was dead, and the Red Sox were “no longer a factor”. Hooray for that.

Also, we’re reportedly keeping the Melkmam for now. The Mike Cameron trade is dead. I am pretty neutral toward this, but by Jane Heller’s recent post, and the comments on it, I have realized that some–many–Yankee fans have developed a fondness for Melky that I never had. I mean, I like the guy, he has a cool name, and he’s best friends with my favorite player, he just never really enchanted me. Oh well.

The biggest middle infield prize still on the market re-signed with the Dodgers, after making a verbal agreement with his former team, the Braves. His agents had their actions called “despicable” by the Braves’ John Schuerholz (I probably spelled that wrong). I really don’t care about this, so I don’t bother to write more.
Sorry about my spotty posting lately, but finals week is TOUGH. Anyway, it’s winter break, and I’ll be back to my regular posting now.
We musn’t forget about one man still waiting in the wings for an offer, a man who is an excellent baseball player with an injury history. There doesn’t seem to be much competition, so I say snatch him up. He would look excellent in Yankee stripes…

Yesssssssssssss… Stuff’s Actually Happening!

The big man has decided, and Brian Cashman and Derek Jeter have convinced him. Carsten Charles Sabathia is a New York Yankee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an outstanding move, and while it took an extra year on the contract, he’s a good enough pitcher it should all be worth it, wouldn’t you say?

Next, the Yankees are on the verge of pulling off a trade that would put Gold Glover Mike Cameron in center field. They would send Melky Cabrera to the Brewers (yes, I know the picture of him is with the Padres). Last year Cameron had an average Mike Cameron year, just with lower totals of everything. He hit .243, a low average for even him, but he hit 25 homers, drove in 70, and stole 17 bases. And, of course, played great defense. What do you think this trade would do for the Yankees? Personally, I like it.

Next, the Yankees have extended their offer to 5 years to accomodate AJ Burnett, who has two other options that are really pursuing him, the Braves and Red Sox. He could well make a decision before the week is done. Imagine Burnett and CC in the Yanks’ rotation, along with Wang and the two men I will be mentioning next.

Manager Joe Girardi met with Ben Sheets Tuesday. He said he’s liking the idea of Sheets in pinstripes. He said that he believes Sheets is healthy, and our offer to him is near. Now imagine that.

We are apparently the only team besides the Phillies seriously pursuing Derek Lowe. His price probably went up with Carsten’s contract, but we are the New York Yankees, and we can pay!
Stuff besides Yankees news did happen, though.

The Mets went out and got a big fish themselves, Francisco Rodriguez. This gives them an absolutely excellent closer. The record setting fireballer closes one of the Mets’ few holes, part of their attempts to no longer be known, in the recent words of Cole Hamels, as “choke artists”.

The Mets also went out and traded for JJ Putz, the Mariners’ former closer, in a three-team, 12-player deal that also gave the Mets Jeremy Reed and Sean Green, sent Franklin Gutierrez to the Mariners, who also got Aaron Heilman, Endy Chavez, and four minor leaguers–Mike Carp, Maikel Cleto, Jason Vargas, and Ezekiel Carrera. The Indians got the short end of the deal in my opinion, receiving Joe Smith and Luis Valbuena. I’m not sure how Putz will react to being moved to setup man by the trade, but at least he’ll be on a contender.

Mark Teixeira is still generating a buzz, none of which includes the Yankees. However, he did get an offer from the Washington Nationals, who I believe will continue to be awful with or without him. Either way, he got an 8 year $160 million offer to consider with his reported 7 year $150 million offer from the Orioles. I still don’t get why the Yankees are not pursuing him at least a little bit. Also in the running for Tex’s services are the Angels and Red Sox.
Here’s a shocker. Jake Peavy may remain a Padre after all. The Cubs have reportedly drawn out of the running for him, leaving only the Angels, who may not even propose a package. I think he’ll be put back on the market at midseason ’09, but I personally think his talks are done for the offseason.

Brian Cashman has flown down to Texas (he’s a very busy man!) to meet with Andy Pettitte to talk about his future with the Yanks. I have no prediction as to how this will go, but I certainly hope Andy decides to come back to the Yanks before our rotation is full.






You all know what happened here, so I close with a quote from Jim Thome on Greg Maddux:
“He doesn’t seem dominating, then you look up at the scoreboard and you’ve got one hit and it’s the eighth inning.”
Thanks for an entertaining and illustrious 23 years, Greg!
























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